FINALLY! Some time at the computer! My mama is always hogging this thing, like she's the only person in the house with any work to do!
Anyway, I decided to keep her busy by emptying the kitchen cupboards, and while she's tidying up, I can talk to my people.
My mama writes a blog called Mama Bare, which she says is an honest, notes from the trenches kind of story about being a mama, and how "hard" it can be. Well, I thought, that's what us little ones need! Enough with the CBeebies and Peppa Pig (although they are kinda fun), we babies need a voice! So here I am, telling it like it is.
Now, it's not always easy being a baby, but I'm here to listen and tell our story, so let me know if here's anything you want the world to know, okay?
Here's a few facts about me;
Name: Tootie, Tootiepie, Tootens, Sweetie, Babycakes, and sometimes I'm called OMG WHY ARE YOU CRYING NOW, which I think is a bit long, but hey, whatever works.
Age: 11 months
Occupation: Sleep coach, food critic
Special skills: Saying "Daddy" and smiling sweetly. This gets me ANYTHING, especially chocolate.
Climbing onto tables
Climbing out of highchairs
Turning myself inside out when I go near a car seat
Keeping Mama awake
Making strangers stop and say how cute I am
Making Daddy's money disappear
Eating blueberries
Using weetabix as shampoo
Grabbing the cat's tail and not letting go
Climbing stairs
Taking Daddy's glasses off
Special Features: Razor sharp fingernails. I once nipped Mama's boob so hard that it left a bruise that lasted TEN DAYS. No joke.
Ability to fight sleep. Seriously, I can beat anyone at this. I bet I can beat you.
Proudest moment: One time, I didn't let Mama sleep for five nights straight. She saw a friend's holiday photos on Facebook and cried because she was so jealous of them relaxing on a beach while she felt like she was going crazy. LOL.
Well, that's me. I'll try and create another diversion soon so I can get the computer again. Hope you like my stories :)
PS. It might say "written by Jodie Widden", but that's only because I stole Mama's blogger ID. I don't condone identity theft, but you have to be 18 or some nonsense to register. Unfair.
